how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost, via thefangirlwholovedhistory)
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
(Source: earthnation, via thefangirlwholovedhistory)
